#both of them are so awkward and I lvoe them

[dark-elf-writes]

Concept:

character A that loves sweets and kissing. Character B that immediately buys tons of different candy scented chapsticks.

This gives Iideku vibes.

Just Izuku who very much loves sweet things and poor besotted Tenya who is head over heels with them tat bought every sweet smelling chapstick he could get his hands on in the hopes that Izuku will kiss him one day.

[kachuuyaa]

BAY CITY ROMANCE 𖥻 003 𖥻 4REAL!

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synopsis. who knew an impromptu trip to familymart could be this cold?

warnings. CHUUYA AND RANPO RFIGHTING, gojo mention, horrible description of surroundings (nothing serious!)

notes. uhhh hehe hey...... heyyyy i know ppl wana throw tomatoes and stones but I'm back (I'm a senior now) LASO have u seen my bbgirls (choso mf kamo) debut in the shibuya arc trailerrrrr HEHEHEHE I LVOE CHOSOS SO MUCHH (follow me on twt! nikozaii if u want to hearmy insane shti) also i came back home from japan so uhhh hiiii the family,art here is loosely based on that one branch in tokyo near the hotel i stayed in

You set down your phone as your eyes flickered to the group. Ranpo, in particular, was staring out to Fyodor and Sigma, conversing about their rankings as you breathed out. You felt a gust of wind brush across your face, leaving a smile etched across your lips in tranquility. You looked towards Ranpo, that tranquility seeping into his veins as he met your gaze, making him open his eyes, letting his muscles rest as he blinked at you in recognition. “Hi,” You said, allowing Ranpo to revert to his usual expression. Crescent-shaped eyes paired with his signature mischievous smile, he adjusted his body towards you, sitting down on the soft grass as he pats the vacant space beside him. Of course, you took a step forward, the grass responding to your touch as you sat down. Grass tickled your back as you laid your palms on the soft floor. “What are we waiting for?” Ranpo mused, wrapping his arms around his knees, pulling them to his chest as he observed the duo before him. “For them to stop, I guess.” You shrugged, and Ranpo raised his hand. “Hey, guys! You both done talking?” He queried, extending the vowels of his last sentence to gain their attention, and, to his pleasure, two heads turned to the source as their conversations halted, and it was Sigma who spoke up. “Sorry! We were talking about earlier. It was such a hassle to get around the students.” He clasped his hands together, sending an awkward smile to the two of you.

“That’s okay, we were just about to ask you if you two were ready to go.” You reassured, Sigma sighing in relief at your words. Fyodor gazed at Sigma’s fidgeting hands, setting his hand on his shoulder, and observing the tiny squeak that left his mouth. “We can go now,” Fyodor said calmly, rubbing circles on Sigma’s shoulder as the latter nodded in agreement. Fyodor had a habit of tracing circles when he made contact with skin, an action of attempted comfort and for his entertainment. He knows that you don’t mind it, that you and the group were used to his peculiar habits. He huffed at this, returning his hand to its original position. Fyodor knew his habits were unusual actions that would be deemed atypical to other university students. Surely, he was a man of ambiguity shrouded in philosophies that you could never uncover, but with this enigmatic man came a plethora of tendencies that even he could not control.

The FamilyMart Fyodor talked about flickered with its signature white, green, and blue lights, highlighting the presence of the establishment, accompanied by banners outside the entrance, incorporating some of your favorite animes collaborating with the convenience store. To its right were a few potted plants, and a fluorescent street lamp illuminating the side of the road. To your left, you could spot the school’s covered court, blocked by cement walls that extend to the end of the street. The road was fairly empty, bikes only occasionally driving past the four of you as your group stared at the store. Waiting for Chuuya and Yosano left you bored, shoving your hands in your pockets, walking towards the establishment as the automatic doors slid open, making the bell ring as you were greeted by the cashier. You noticed Fyodor following suit, leaving Ranpo and Sigma outside to wait for the remaining two. As you turned back, you noticed Sigma examining the sunset, as Ranpo had his hands tucked completely in his jacket pockets, seemingly looking for his phone. Fyodor moved beside you, and your attention shifted towards him. “You looking for anything?” You asked, making Fyodor’s sharp eyes lock with yours then back to the food he was eyeing. “I wanted to try Onigiri,” He sighed, “been wanting to try it ever since I came here.”

You recalled the time Fyodor was introduced to Yokohama University. Assumptions of the new student quickly spread throughout the university, whispers and mutters about a foreign presence residing in the University you grew to find home. Of course, you weren’t an exception to the waves of utterances about the new student, who shares one class with you, and naturally, you felt drawn to listen to them. It was hard not to, as two particular friends of yours have brought you to hear their musings about the upcoming student. He carried himself with pride, his walk exuding confidence as his footsteps resounded around the hall. You remember meeting Fyodor once he stepped into the classroom as you stared at the door upon hearing its creak, followed by an apology from a foreign voice, making you perk up from your laptop. This action led you to meet the man who caught your eye, a wordless greeting formed by the color of your irises boring into his.

You never told him outright, but at that moment, it seemed a flurry of memories allowed itself to flood your mind, an endless stream of what ifs and countless possibilities presented itself to you, as if a layer of your consciousness knew he would remain with you.

That innate feeling you possessed suffocated you, that stem of anticipation twisting in your throat, a bud forming at every edge of your lungs, and at that moment, as two eyes locked, there, a blossoming flower could be found in your heart.

“[Name], look, I found Gojo’s donut,” He walked up to you, deciding to look around for a bit as you stood motionless. There were many more deserts to try, but it was the donut that really caught his eye. You snapped out of your reverie, which was, ironically, about him, only to be faced with Gojo’s smile plastered on the packet of the product he was holding. “That looks funny, is it supposed to be infinity-shaped?” You questioned, grabbing it from his hand, checking the back of it as you felt it around in your hand. “It’s cute, Fyo,” You hold it up to him, “You want it?” He nodded at your question as he took the donut back, and placed it in his basket (You wonder where he got it, but you suspected he quickly snagged one as you were reminiscing). You noticed Sigma and Ranpo from outside, conversing with each other as Sigma found himself to be the victim of Ranpo’s childish antics. “[Name], I got an iced coffee too. Do Sigma and Ranpo want anything?” Fyodor stepped out from the aisle, holding a carton of iced latte in his hand. You sighed, “Ranpo wants anything sweet. Maybe Dango would do, perhaps.” You weighed your options, while Fyodor grabbed shortbread cookies for Sigma to eat. He figured you didn’t want to walk outside as it would be a hassle, truth be told, he shared the same vision, so he opted to pick food for Sigma instead. Sigma made it clear that he was fond of cookies, the pastry always lingering in his mind whenever he was with the group. From cafes to grocery shopping, a pack of cookies always seemed to land itself in the cart, and you all knew that it was Sigma behind the action.

Your train of thought abruptly halted as the bell rang, signaling the entrance of another person. You had an inkling of who it may be, considering the road was void of any people as you entered. “Fyodor, [Name]!” The voice-- that awfully familiar voice, made your head perk up towards the door, seeing that familiar wave of black hair walk towards you. “[Name]!” She slung an arm over your shoulder, “Have you seen Fyodor? Chuuya wants a rice bowl-- you know, those prepared meals.” She lets go of you, nudging you in the process. “We all want those Blue Lock wafers, by the way.” She reminded you, as you rolled your eyes at her statement. “Mhm, yeah, right.” She laughs as she walks towards Fyodor, after grabbing a snack of her own. You picked an Onigiri out for you to eat, as well as one more for Fyodor. Juice… juice… You thought, skimming the rows of drinks, and picking one that caught your eye. You figured to get coffee for Yosano, if she hadn’t already, and one more for Chuuya, just in case.

Minutes pass as the group awaits your exit from the entrance. The moon decided to make itself known, accompanied by cold gusts of wind to all citizens of Japan. The wind was particularly comfortable, basking in the presence of passersby who felt its touch on their skin. You and your group were no exception to that. Sigma exhaled, crossing his arms, which helped alleviate the cold atmosphere surrounding him, even by just a little. They focus their eyes on the group paying for the group’s meal on the counter, then to the bickering duo to her right. “How does it feel being top 2, huh?” Ranpo provoked Chuuya, who was wearing a strained smile. “How does it feel being the next victim of my fist, huh?” He responded, gritting his teeth in an attempt to hold himself back from hitting the prodigious student. “Try it!” Ranpo giggled, running away comically as Chuuya spewed out curses towards him. Yosano sighed in faux annoyance, “These guys don’t know when to calm down, no?” She turned to Sigma, who chuckled under his breath. “Sometimes I wonder if they’ll ever stop.” He said.

“What are these two idiots doing?” You stepped out of the store with 2 plastic bags in your hand, clicking your tongue as you stared at Chuuya and Ranpo. The latter, as usual, purposefully spurs Chuuya on as he shouts at him, “You were the one who ate the last piece of my fucking milk bread?!” He looks over to you, “[Name]! Kill this idiot!” He points at you, grabbing the collar of Ranpo as he raises his hands up in surrender. “I said I was sorry!” He repeats, making Chuuya let go of him with a sigh. Ranpo brushed his sweater, sighing in relief, earning a glare from the hot-headed man. Chuuya walks up to you, shoving his hands in his pockets to warm his hands, “You got my food, [Name]?” He questioned, with a voice uncharacteristically soft compared to the tone he used on Ranpo. “Yeah, yours and Yosano’s are in this one over here.” You handed him a bag, which he took while muttering a ‘thank you’. “I’m getting tired, [Name], Fyodor.” Yosano quipped, “Sigma here is also a bit tired. We might go for the night.” She informed you, and you nodded in return.

The group decided to split ways, waving goodbye to each other, as well as throwing in heaps of congratulatory statements for everyone present. The atmosphere was chilly walking back, the flickering of the lights, with the melody of your footsteps, were the only sounds accompanying you back to your own dorm. It felt oddly calm, the noir of the night engulfing your shadow as the light of each lamp danced in your eyes, your footsteps blending in with the symphony of the dark, performing an orchestra of elements that welcomed itself in you. What you didn’t know, is that amidst the melody of nature and the song of the city that you were so used to, comes a whole different, unfamiliar tune that you were yet to experience.

trivia:

fyodor really wants his blue lock wafers

yosano's favorite character is chigiri who else cheered

fyodor likes yukimiya LOL reo is a close second

ranpo LOVESSSS BACHIRA (hes js like me… bachira 4life)

chuuya likes chigiri too… chigiri and kaiser he thinks his tattoo is cool

ranpo found a nearby gashapon and spent 1000 yen on it (he got what he wanted on his last try)

you found a stray cat meowing as you arrived at your dorm. he was a greyish-white cat, with a streak of green. an unusual color for a cat, but he was cute nonetheless.

ranpo followed yosano and chuuya home, wanting to spend the night with them

your roommate was nowhere to be seen when you arrived, but they bought a tub of ice cream for you as an apology. you texted them with the note and ice cream they left you and they laughed at it, responding with a quick no worries, and an apology for their absence.

chuuya actually wanted a carton of sake, but he refused at the last second.

tg: @iruc @celestair

2023 © kachuuyaa. do not steal or claim my work as your own.

[akielzx]

Hello, May I request a onshot including cuddles with Johann Chu at night? Ty. <3

YESYESY I LVOE JOHANN VERRY MUCH, OUR 'ROBOT' BOYYY also HELP IM SORRY I FORHOT I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS

bro i'm so sorry i had this in my drafts i think for a month, i'll then write the other submission later :sob:

maybe i just wanna be yours ！✦

＃；oneshot, johann chu x reader

tags // just tad bit spoiler (the info abt shavee in the chat n all and only that i think, maybe also abt his dad), comfort, slight misunderstanding but it's fine in the end, understandings, johann bby muah muah, also johann might be a bit ooc so bear with me, this is kinda long [keyword: kinda]

johann chu wasn't the one to be expressive of his feelings, and understand his feelings. hence why he felt bemused about [name], they certainly made a huge imprint on him.

yet shavee had also had an impact on him. but [name]'s case was slightly different. even if he had missed an opportunity to have her, it was okay now. he was healing a bit.

when they were chatting and johann had slipped this information to [name] and some other emotional turmoil, he yet puts training first once again.

nonetheless, all was well in the end. it was night and johann thought of something. [name] was doing quite well in their training, but he heard from a little birdy that they weren't quite doing well in draconic history.

maybe stress was getting to them? either way, as their senior, he felt obligated to help them out. it wasn't in a negative light, but he somehow felt like it.

as they were conversing, he then brought up their history course. [name] surprisingly did mention how they were struggling to understand a little and he offered to help them.

they asked where the both of them should go and he bluntly said at his dorm. [name] was confused at first why they wouldn't be doing it at the library.

he simply said it might be a bit troublesome for them as to referring to the girls that swooned over him, even if some girls do have self-control, he still didn't want to risk it.

and he wanted to spend more time with [name] not in training. he wanted to know more about them. miscellaneous things would suffice.

as the day passed, it was finally the time they decided to meet up that johann proposed. he asked [name] to meet him at the basketball court so he could escort them to his dorm.

when they finally came, he started to escort [name]. it was a bit awkward at first, given how the girls they passed by would look at them in envy.

[name] would try and flip them off by either going to scratch their cheek, getting something out of their eyes, or tucking their hair behind their ear using the middle finger.

but johann caught on and said that it doesn't matter and just ignore them for the best. they slightly grumbled, but begrudgingly complied as he is their senior and they didn't want to hear a lecture from a certain someone.

johann sighed, slightly amused but it went unnoticed. as soon as they entered the lionheart's club base, there susie was. she exchanged words with johann until she spotted [name].

she then asked if they were going to join, but johann answered for [name] that they were just looking around and dismissed susie. that made them confused, but thankful either way for their senior for answering for them.

he then led [name] to his dorm, and there they both discussed where they were struggling a bit. they shyly confessed that even tho they could've said that they would just research it, they were thankful for his help.

they can, but it was much more understandable if someone was there teaching it because they could get their possible unanswered questions answered.

johann nodded understanding. it is preferred that most should have a study group so there's a chance someone knows the subject they're studying and can answer simple questions.

as time passed, [name] started to understand more. they scribbled in their notebook while listening to johann. "so.. only the light king, priest- 'inazami' possessed equal power to nidhogg?"

johann nodded, confirming the statement was true, [name] scribbled again and continued, "but she also failed to rebel and renounce his position.. right?"

"yes. you are correct, i must say i am impressed by you..- not only you are quite the fast learner when we train, but also a good listener." [name] scratched their head a bit, "eh.. haha. it's just that i- wait no, you're a good guide and tutor is all.."

'and i like hearing your voice..' [name] felt a bit awkward and looked at the time, it was getting a bit late. they then start to stand up from their comfortable position.

johann was a bit confused at this sudden action, he still wanted to ask some questions. the not-too-personal ones. he couldn't think straight this time and grabbed [name]'s wrist.

"where.. are you going?"

[name]'s eyes widened a bit and looked at him.

"johann?"

his grip on [name] wavered a bit, his action seemingly getting him off-guard. he then loosened his grip and backed away. he pondered about something.

"..i don't know what this feeling is… i feel a sense of euphoria when i see you or… sometimes everything's better when you're here."

"huh?" [name] looked at him dumbfoundedly.

"i'm really glad you're here, but at the same time, i'm not because i'm scared. i'm scared i might lose you too."

"johann senpai? what are you-"

"i hope you know how much you mean to me. i wish you could see in you what i see in you."

[name]'s eyes widen at the sudden statement. they stood in their place shocked. "i… i don't understand you johann.." they ask, their brows furrowing in confusion.

"i don't either. but.."

"i'll hear you out on this. but i don't want it to be too long."

"..why?"

"…"

johann looked at [name] in anticipation, yet they stayed quiet. he asked once again, and [name] suspired.

"because… i don't want to make more assumptions and fall harder."

"why would you fall harder..?-"

"johann senpai, i've had harboured feelings for you. it feels off sometimes. i don't know if- if it's okay given your circumstance and mine."

he looked at [name] expectantly, yet stunned. he didn't expect his junior to also like him. but his brows furrowed. when [name] decided to speak once more, as he had an unanswered question.

"it's not just an infatuation i have for you, it's not just any epitome that i admire. but the way, you are you senpai. i've never loved anyone the way i love you before..''

[name] then took a deep breath before continuing.

"i'd accept your flaws in any way possible, i'd try and understand you better with how you act and maybe i understand.. but i don't. i don't understand how you feel about me. i appreciate you for you-"

"and i do too."

the sudden intervention has [name] stunned. they decided to look at johann, just to see him furrowing his eyebrows. his grasp went back to [name]'s wrist and slightly pulled them closer, but not harshly.

"i like spending time with you. it's nice. i feel calmer when i’m with you. it’s weird. i never thought i could feel like this, but you showed up. now, it’s like i don’t wanna go on knowing i might lose the feeling. and i might end up losing you."

[name]'s hands slightly quivered as his voice wavered. he felt their hands slightly shaking and he held it with the hand he grasped their wrist with.

"..are you okay [name]?.."

[name]'s breath hitches for a bit before taking a deep breath from their mouth and shaking their head, "yeah.. i'm- i'm fine johann."

"no. you aren't fine, did.. did i say something wrong perhaps..?"

johann squeezed their hand gently and rubbed circles on it, this action made [name] tense but relaxed a bit after they snapped out of their trance.

"wha- no!- no, you didn't. i just-"

johann took both of [name]'s hands and held them close to his chest, making the both of them close to each other, but not too close.

"i'm sorry if that caught you off-guard. i just couldn't-"

he was cut off as [name] hugged him and nuzzled their head close. they hummed to themselves and hugged him tighter,

"i like spending time with you too.."

"..then spend the night with me"

"of course."

-

ok bro i know that wasnt really cuddling but man idk :sob: thats all you get please accept it p;ease. im beiggin you

[narcosfandomdiscord]

YAAASSS MORE TEDCRIMM TEDEPENDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could dine off the vibes of these two for the rest of my days and be perfectly content. Again, it's not a ship i ever would've sought out fic for myself, but you can now consider me part of this cult skskskks I fucking lvoe them and I'm presently rejoicing that you've picked them for this prompt bc it is SO THEMMMSK like as a pair, they just so epitomize trapped-in-the-phone-booth hijinks and it doesn't hurt that in the show, there's a visible phone booth so we don't even have to suspend our disbelief bc we know exactly which one it is

Squealed that we got a little bit of Beard too he's my fav character from TL but the fact that he's the one who draws attention to the size of the phone booth -> “Is the phone booth big? You reckon that you could fit more than one person in there?” is so fuckignskdfjs random but simultaneously is the m o s t Beard thing to do precisely bc of that randomness SKSK

and ughhh i know i sound liek a broken record bc i say this every time but it's just the truth, your Ted is so perfect, every bit of dialogue is like it could be ripped straight from the show like his little bit of nervous rambling when Ted gets in the booth -> “I can’t believe we’re in the same phone booth! Better yet, did you lose your phone too? Or forget it? How funny would that be, the both of us misplacin’ our phones–” PEAK TED. Loved the explanation for Trent using the phone booth too, like trying to maintain journalistic anonymity is something i don't think i ever would've thought of but makes all the sense.

ALSO idk how in tf i forgot about The Diamond Dogs just another reminder that i really need to rewatch TL, oh the agony sksk such a trial I will have to endure sksk rewatching a show i love but this little shoutout -> If only he had his phone, poor thing, he’d text the Diamond Dogs and round them up for another dilemma, was JUST TOO RIGHT AND SOOOOOOO PERFECT. I also loved this -> He’s always enjoyed Trent’s company, every second, for the laughs, the expressions, the insights that he feels he can’t acquire from anyone else… little bit bc it's not an entirely cracked ship, Ted and Trent, but it's one you might have to squint a little

to see, like an impressionist painting. But this grounds the ship in canon in such a real way bc regardless of whether or not you ship them, this still holds true. In Ted's repertoire of friends and confidantes and ppl he's close with, Trent is entirely unique and irreplaceable precisely bc of his occupation and how he and Ted relate to one another.

UGHHGHHFS KSLANND THEN THISSSSS -> And suddenly, the strongest impulse tugs at him, tugging, tugging down hard on his heartstrings, and he leans forward, closer to the journalist until he brushes his lips against Trent’s. Featherlight, gentle, faint. Like again, you have Ted so downnnnnnnn when it comes to his mannerisms and speech patterns, like it's the endearing awkwardness and vulnerability but like lack of self-consciousness that he has, like he could so easily slip into a caricature and you never do that and im truly just liivvvvviiiiingggggg for it!!!! also, the way my heart dropped when it seemed like Trent was gonna reject him at first, and then it turns out he's totally dtf or makeout or snuggle or whatever but just not in the phone booth skdfjsk felt very on brand for Trent not to sweat the romance but to care about the logistics sksk

when you know who's callin'...

Tedependent save me save me Tedependent-

I swear I love this show in ALL WAYS and for its OTHER CHARACTERS (I say as I've only just got past Season 1) BUT... When they're the ones, they're the ones, y'know?

So they're back, and will be back for more, as already promised @narcosfandomdiscord (Fic number 13)

Prompt #6, Book Of These Damn Restraints: Fanwork that ends with 2(+) characters trapped in a phone booth with no way out

Word Count: 2.1K

Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, Coach Beard & Ted Lasso

Warnings: None

~ Read the fic under the cut ~

There’s only one time that Ted uses a phone booth, at least, one time that sticks out in recent memory. 

He stupidly leaves his phone in his office, and, of course, Beard texts him multiple times from home, to no response…

Something’s wrong. Ted is probably in an accident, or he’s too overwhelmed. Maybe he’s dead. Yes, that might be the case with the whole thing that they do: Stretching the truth with each other. 

But, there are two instincts in the manager’s head: One, to run all the way to the office, or two, to call someone via… One of those red boxes. 

He was planning to call Michelle and Henry today, too, but, on second thought, his first message should be to Beard. Because Ted already knows that he’s worried sick for him, and they’re basically synchronised on the friendship front. 

He reaches the nearest phone booth to him, right by the Crown and Anchor, and closes the door behind him. If he isn’t carrying his phone, then he’s always carrying money with him, which is perfect. 

Phew. Ted can actually breathe a second. And how nice is that… 

He slips a bit of loose change into the machine, dialling for Beard’s ‘home’ number. He has to scratch at his head a bit before he figures it out, and he breathes out another long and slow breath. 

“Who is this?” Beard asks, and once he hears Ted’s pant of a laugh, he knows, “Coach? You found your phone?” 

“I didn’t. I mean, I know where it is, I left it in my office, in such a rush today.” The manager finds himself leaning against the glass of the phone booth, cool in comparison to the surprisingly warmer weather. “But… I’ll head back to work tomorrow, remember to pick it up, it’ll be good as new.” 

The other coach nods on his head and sighs quietly, “Good, Coach. I just had to know. Oh, yeah!” He adds, suddenly thinking about the circumstances, “Is the phone booth big? You reckon that you could fit more than one person in there?” 

Ted begins clicking his tongue, finding that he can comfortably pace around the box, and that… On the opposite side of him, there’s another phone. 

“I mean, these things do seem pretty great,” Ted hums, “I dunno how and why you’d get two people in here, confusing their words… But you definitely can do it.” 

“Well,” Beard hums, “The more you know. Take care without a phone, it’s dangerous territory.” 

“Oh, alright, ” He has to roll his eyes, only to look down and realise that this sort of thing has a time limit, a time limit! And he hasn’t got very long before he has to feed the phone some more loose change. “I’ll be fine without a phone, seriously. And this call is gonna end any minute now, so have a good afternoon, and night–” 

And, there. It rings out before he can hear his friend’s reply, but… He got through the gist of what he wanted to say, and more. That’s the important thing. 

He lets out a heavy breath as he watches the world around him. This box is fairly soundproof, so he notices. People walking, people talking, drinking, playing, on their phones… And the world feels so expansive, especially from this angle, this booth. It’s almost peaceful, and almost isolating. 

Ted rubs a thumb over his moustache and considers calling Michelle. He’ll have to tell Henry that he can only talk with his voice today, no expressions, because he was a silly-billy and left his phone at work. 

He starts fumbling with his loose change, mumbling to himself as he does, before the door swings open and he feels himself stiffen. 

Well, that’s the biggest coincidence I’ve ever heard of! He thinks, letting the stranger set up for their call. 

Except, the stranger is not even strange at all, worse than that, he’s not unknown to him. 

Ted practically wants to collapse. With embarrassment, laughter, fear? He doesn’t know. 

But the wisps of grey hair, his suit, his slender fingers… 

“Trent Crimm, The Independent! ” He eventually chirps, biting down on his lip, “I can’t believe we’re in the same phone booth! Better yet, did you lose your phone too? Or forget it? How funny would that be, the both of us misplacin’ our phones–” 

It’s not uncommon for Ted to ramble when he’s anxious, better yet, when he has nothing else to do… But he hasn’t done it in front of Trent before, and that’s a scary thing to take in, which makes him want to ramble more, and the cycle continues. 

But the journalist simply shrugs and reaches out for the phone that’s hanging up, “Didn’t lose it, right in my pocket, Ted… But sometimes, there’s a certain need for anonymity. Otherwise, it’s just nice to be in a phone booth.” 

The manager, for some godforsaken reason, decided to take that as, Otherwise, it’s just nice to be with you, in a phone booth, and he doesn’t quite know what to think anymore. 

It’d be good to call Beard again, just to try and talk things out – At least, much better without the most stunning journalist, being here, talking casually and smoothly – And he could make sense of it all. The other Coach’s one-liners often do the trick. 

If only he had his phone, poor thing, he’d text the Diamond Dogs and round them up for another dilemma. 

Instead, he’s here, not exactly intent on leaving, and listening to him without a care in the world. 

“Yes,” He’s saying, facing the Crown and Anchor, meaning that Ted only has his side-profile to– Admire. That’s the best word… “Yes, of course. Well, there’s that issue among others. I take it all very seriously. Who do you think I–” He suddenly clears his throat, as though to restrain himself from having a hissy fit, before he speaks again. “I will be keeping at it, as always. Thank you, bye now.” 

And he hangs up the phone with a hum, something between relieved and satisfied, before he smiles at the coach. “Well, it’s good to see you again, Ted. That was a work call, I best be off now–” He gestures towards the door, but before he prepares to push it open, he swears he feels something brush near him, or touch his hand, or something– 

Ah, yes, that’s right. Trent suddenly thinks, raising a careful eyebrow at Ted, who has now shifted in a way that’s almost blocking the exit, Ted Lasso.  

“If you’re wanting a special phone booth interview… Then no can do, Ted. I really have to go now.” 

“I just wanted to say that it’s good to see you, Trent. You know, without some sort of journalist mask on.” The manager says quietly, but his gaze is fierce. Perhaps it’s fiercer than he meant it to be, but that’s the way it is. 

He’s always enjoyed Trent’s company, every second, for the laughs, the expressions, the insights that he feels he can’t acquire from anyone else… And then there’s a thousand other little vibes and intricacies that he feels. Teasing, and warmth, even in his sternest or most upright moments. 

He feels as though he should let him go, but a part of him is still swirling: After the divorce, after leaving Michelle and Henry… Just thinking about calling them, and now?

And now… 

Ted averts his gaze to the ground before looking back up at the journalist. All he can manage to say is, “And we haven’t been this close before. I kinda like it.” 

Close is right. 

Whether that’s physically close or emotionally close, Trent isn’t absolutely certain, but it’s the fact he can feel Ted’s breath every now and then, and stare back into his eyes… Wide, vulnerable, almost, and he’s unsure of why. 

Nothing about the team is going wrong, and unless there’s some personal dilemma that Trent Crimm, The fucking Independent , is struggling to figure out, then– 

“Screw that previous thought,” Ted murmurs, as though coming to a realisation himself, “It’s not ‘kinda’, Trent, it’s ‘really’. It’s ‘really enjoyed spending this time’ with you ‘really’ and so much more.” He sighs and crosses over his arms, “You’re like a breath of fresh air, you know that? And I just can’t help…” 

Trent manages a small smile, followed by a breathless chuckle, “You can’t help it? How we work together? Or something else?”

“All of the above, I guess. It’s not something I can really pinpoint… But it’s strong. And it’s, well, pretty big, goddammit, and it’s always around you.” 

There’s something that the journalist didn’t expect to hear. The last thing he wants to do is run or hide. Instead, he shudders for breath and places a hand on Ted’s shoulder. 

“I have to admit, Ted… There’s definitely a connection here. We gel a lot more than I thought we would… And I don’t think I can deny it, either.”

The manager exhales and grins up at Trent, gesturing to him with a hand, “Well, isn’t that… Isn’t that something else?” He’s practically telling it to himself, trying to solidify it all in his head. 

Trent’s here, and he’s holding him at his shoulder, and he’s kind, gorgeous, intelligent and patient, and he’s here���  

And suddenly, the strongest impulse tugs at him, tugging, tugging down hard on his heartstrings, and he leans forward, closer to the journalist until he brushes his lips against Trent’s. Featherlight, gentle, faint. 

And he doesn’t just stand there, dumbstruck or angry. He kisses back, just for a moment, the slightest moment!  

Oh.

Oh.  

But it ends all too soon. 

“Ted,” Trent’s eyes are wide, face slightly flushed, and Ted’s expression only mirrors his own, “I don’t think it’s the best idea to–” 

“Try this out? I-I get it, I’m sorry. God, I shouldn’t have been so hasty, so impulsive! ” 

To be completely honest with himself, the manager doesn’t even know what’s unfolding, why it’s happening. If he just kept to himself, didn’t let his thoughts linger and turn wayward, everything would’ve been fine. 

The journalist wouldn’t have flat-out rejected him, like right now, but a loud sigh brings him back to reality. 

“Hey… I wasn’t aiming for any push back, Ted.” He presses, yet not unkindly, “Instead, I was going to say that we should head back to your flat, see how we feel. Impulsivity, haste, and all. A phone booth isn’t an ideal place to, well, you know.”

“Kiss a journalist I’ve been mentally pining for, for… However long now.” 

“Yeah,” Trent says softly, as though it’s a miracle to be appreciated, let alone, being in Ted’s thoughts for so long. “That.” He steps back and gestures for the other to take his place. “After you.” 

The manager lets out a quiet hum, glancing up to see the sky darkening. 

Yes, He thinks to himself, God, yes… What a beautiful time to walk back, Trent by my side, moonlight all around us… And then I’ll kiss him again, see how it goes, for real this time–  

And he shoves at the phone booth door. 

It doesn’t budge. 

Ted and Trent exchange a glance, and it’s now the journalist’s turn to have a crack at it. He pushes the door, more refined, trying to work with the handle’s mechanisms, but… Something’s probably clicked shut amidst one of their phone calls, or when they were expressing this… Intention of theirs. 

“We’re in a phone booth,” The journalist says calmly, stretching on the spot, “Well, good news. We can call for help. Who should we call, though? I’ll think of someone–” 

As Trent moves back over to where the phones are, all Ted does is tug at his suit sleeve. He pivots to face the coach, who’s grinning at him. 

“ What? ” He asks, practically pouting now. 

“I mean, now that we know that we’re stuck here… Help will always be on hand. How does take two sound?” 

“Mm,” The journalist hums thoughtfully, a small smile playing at his lips, “Oh, alright, then, what the hell–” 

And Ted cuts him off completely, their lips well and truly intertwining this time. 

In fact, the phone booth is almost their saving grace as they’re silhouetted and carefree, about distance, about the tastes of their lips, and all other things. 

And it’s their saving grace, too, for this wouldn’t have happened if they weren’t here, trapped in space, in time, and without a better course of action than to kiss each other again, and again, and again. 

Ted’s uncertain feeling only grows, and pinpointing it is still a difficult task. 

Nevertheless, when the pair decide to give up for the night and relish in the quiet, they slink against the floor. 

Ted finds his head snuggled up to Trent’s shoulder, and when he realises it’s there, if only subconsciously, he doesn’t move away, or freak out, or suddenly consider someone finding them here, like this. 

None of that matters, not here, not now, and all is well. 

[somuch-4-stardust]

on try number 4 of trying to get myself on akinator and im having a crisis bc it asked me if my character was kind

[ransprang]

Heyo!! I was wondering if your matchups were still open? If not feel free to ignore (ᵔᴥᵔ)

May I please request a romantic, SFW matchup with a male BNHA character? My pronouns are she/her, I identify as female. I prefer villains and pro heroes as I am 21.

INFP/J, Virgo. I’m pretty shy but I try my best to be friendly to most even if it’s painful to socialize. Awkward. Very compassionate and love giving gifts. Can be temperamental/moody, stubborn, and I eavesdrop a lot, lol. I am an artist/writer and spend my free time indulging in those, but I also love music. Anything creative. Outside of that, I like being with friends and doing whatever, amusement parks and haunted houses are fun too. Love cats, pears, and frogs <333

I don’t have a type, I can find something to like in anyone! My icks are interrupting, being unnecessarily cruel, and negging. Love language is giving and quality time, I lvoe putting little themed gift bags together throughout the year.

Thanks so much!

- 🍐

hi hi thanks for the request and for following the rules, you sound adorable :D I've only read watched till season 4 so this may be a bit OOC

your bnha match up is..................FAT GUM!!

SFW

- Fat Gum is super friendly and playful. The man would talk to really anybody. So he wouldn't mind that you're awkward. If he can handle Tamaki he can handle your shyness.

- This man finds it SO SO SO cute that you make gift bags. He is also the type do wanna make his friends and loved ones happy so he would think your gift bags are a nice way of showing people you care about them. He'd totally love receiving goodies from you.

- While he is quite playful Fat Gum can also be serious. If something is bothering you he will sit you down and ask you to talk about it. If you both are having a fight he'll be very mature about it, there'd be zero yelling.

- He thinks your artsy side is super cool and would encourage you to pursue any arts. He'd be extra excited if you're interested in cooking or baking. Mans would fall in love with you if you made him food.

- As for dates he is very fun loving and would be quite spontaneous. He'd take you to amusement parks and haunted houses. Sometimes he'll wake up and tell you to get ready then you both will go to the beach for surfing. It's his mission to ensure that you have fun with him all the time.

your gift bag,

admin sar

[popculturebuffet]

Close Enough Reviews: First Date and Snailin’ It

We’re in the home stretch thank god! Seriously while I do love this show, doing 13 reviews in one day, even as most are easy to bang out, has been exausting. But the thank god is also because we’ve arrived at my faviorite episode so far and.. er another one but at least it has Noel Fielding! That’s really awesome!  This time around Josh and Emily try to recapture the magic of their first date only to end up in one of the good Blumhouse movies, while Bridgette brings Josh along on an awkward first date. Then Emily gets the help of a snail’s magical hat to juggle work and life. Snail yeah under hte cut. 

First Date: 

A fourtune teller is at the fourplex, another review of the series I recently read revealed that’s what their buildings called and I like the sound of it so i’m using that, predicting a weird romance for bridget, who belivies it’s a guy she’s been texing, and sometimes sexting in her words not mine, who she has a date with tonight while said psychic also reveals to Emily that things with her and josh have gotten bland, something emily realizes via a hilarous flashback of them making out while falling asleep repeadtly before both just conk out. Also randy has thunder pants, aka pants tha tmake thunde rnoises and have a giant lighting bolt cod piece. Your the second best randy. Andt hat’s only because Alex is still a character. 

So we have our two plots and unlike previous episodes and one future one the plots.. don’t dovetail. Which I like and I like a show being able to do two seperate plots in eleven minutes. We frankly need more of that. Bridgette has her date and Josh and Emily end up having theres. As such i’ll cover both seperatley. And since their plots a bit simplier let’s start with Josh and Emily.  Emily tries flirting with Josh before explaning it’s because she wants to bring the spice back. After josh bungles his response trying to say what she wants but just.. you know asking emily what she wants him to say which is never a good move in any conversation, Josh does near instantly rebound, texting emily to come to the close tfor a suprise. Granted since Josh, self admittley right after, admits he has no game, it come across as weird and creepy, but Emily appricates him trying and is touched when he reveals his real bring the sparks back romantic plan: a recreation of their first date, which was at a haunted house. Also for some reason Josh thought mr magoriums wonder emporium was a best picture contender. Never change josh, never change. But I genuinely like this: having a couple that while relaistically having a dry spell still lvoes each other: instead of worrying the relationship is dead as these plots tend to do they simply want to bring back the magic that’s sometimes lost when you work two jobs, raise a kid full time and live with two weirdos with little sense of personal space.  So they go and the reason it’s pretty simple is their subplot is the two having a mind screw being chased by various horrors in the house. As i’ve said I feel the series has more of a horror bent at times with some episodes leaning more into that than just goofy madness like regular show did. Regular Show really saved most of its straight up horror content for terror tales, here horror bits can crop up as much as fucking wacky bits. I mean a logan’s run parody where a man dies is paired up with a low speed train chase with a con arist that ends with her driving into a thermortor factory while choking her fake son. The show can ping pong on tone, but it does work.  But yeah that’s why there’s less to talk about: it’s not bad stuff, it’s super spooky including the end bit where their told they died, it’s just mostly the two of them running around a nightmare, that unsuprisngly turns out not to be real and was just the attraction, before a really touching climax when the two finally find each other run towards each other and realize just how horrifed they were at the thought of loosing one another. it’s really damn touching and romantic, and leads to another climax when the two start kissing before getting it on despite the horror house working telling them they have others coming. I’ts a good plot, I just don’t have a ton to anlyaize about it. it’s just really good and really good horror stuff with a satsifying and sweet ending.  On to our main event, Bridgette heads out to her date and TRIES lying to alex for his own sake.. but Alex not only easily guessed she was on a date in the first place but... isn’t bothered at all. He even offers to wing man while sining the firends theme song and clapping at the wrong time. Because he’s alex even when he’s being sweet and a good friend and ex, he can’t help but be just a BIT off.  Bridget goes to meet Ron.. and finds he’s sewn to his ex Joy... like literally sewn or conjoined as they put it. Bridgette freaks the fuck out but is talked by ron into continuing, partly because their getting it undone and partly because Bridgette herself admits Ron looked past her baggage.. even if his is larger, she can at least try to. Also Ron is voiced by Chris Parnell who, with archer delayed event hough i’m watching it again and having stopped wtching rick and morty, I dearly missed. Glad to have you back dude. I’m also unsuprised he’s in this as the man is in everything. He’s a fucking workhorse. 

Anyways Alex happily agrees, has his own brief freakout because bridget didn’t tell him about the conjoined twins thing despite being a room away, but quickly rebounds and.. actually hits it off with Joy. even better than Bridgette is with ron who she soon realizes won’t shut the hell up about hiking. Soon Bridgette.. is jealous. Both because Alex is moving on way easier and found someone way quicker, Joyce shares his weird taste in viking erotica, and because she may still have some feelings left. We saw a bit of that in “Robot Tutor”: Bridgette got jealous real quick when alex saw someone elsed espite them being there mostly as sex pals, and admitted there was still some unresolved stuff there they hadnt gotten past on both sides.  They hit the club and things continue to degrade, with Bridgette even more jealous because Alex never took her dancing. And being that bridg is a musician and loves clubbing and what not, i’ts pretty understandable to be frustrated with her ex talking about how it took someone else to get him to do the worm.. also Alex doing the worm is a sheeer delight. When the cojoined ex couple leave, with Ron once again bringing up climbing machu pichu because apparently it’s in chris parnells contract he can never play an actually likeable romantic intrest, Bridget tries to bail but Alex wants to stay since it’s not his fault his date is going well and her’s isn’t.  Bridgette makes the mistake of saying “If you like joy so much why don’t you just conjoin with her”.. and Alex being alex says “why dont’ I and we end up at conjoin, the place Ron and Joy got bonded in the first place. Ever since 1994, you won’t regret this. Actual signs up there and they are wonderful. Bridgette, still jealous even ifs he can’t stand ron offers to be conjoined to him both in a desperate attempt not to losoe alex and to one up him.  However Alex finally calls her out, as while he’s perfeclty happy for her to move on, as this episode showed.. she can’t stand to see him with someone else, and Ron wisley tells her he can’t be attached to someone who isn’t unattached from her ex. When bridgette counters with the oppsitie ron is suprisingly pogniant “We can detach from each other physically but you two can’t detach from each other spirtually”. WHile bridgette quips about him finally saying something intresting, he’s right. She’s not ready and this night clearly proved it and even if she was she was only doing this to show up Alex. Joy likewise breaks things off. a bit more abrubtly since Alex has’nt been nearly as obvious as bridgette.. but alex himself shows he too still has some feelings when he accidentlya dmits to having written an entire section of his memoir about her teeth. Would could be creepy or you know, standard alex ends up really sweet as Bridgette is not only touched by the gesture, but Alex explains why “THeir all the parts that make up your smile” The two share a look, Joy wants what they have and Ron wants to masturbate alone. The end. 

Sadly this isn’t followed up on yet, if at all if there isn’t more episodes next week, as the next ep with the two in it, the finale for today, has the two in seperate plots that only dovetail at the end. But this honestly feels like a posisble arc for the show; Will the two get back together and work past the issues that got them to divorce in the first place or stay divorced and move on? And regular show, with one exception i’ve ranted enough about and will again, was really good at romantic storylines eventually and this could be really intresting for a number of reasons. I’m realy hoping this isn’t just a one off ending, could be but we’ll hopefully see. Either way this episode is really damn good with both plots , while not intersecitng connecting thematically: ONe couple relives a horrifying mirorr version of their first date while a former couple goes on their first real date with other people since the split but finds they might not be as done as they thought. IT’s a good juxtopision and the whole conjoining bit is both horrifying and good Beisdes having my ship at the center i’ts just a damn good time and the best of the season so far (or at all atain the 8 episodes thing is really throwing me off). 

Snailed It: This one should go quicker as its a much simpler ep: Emily has been working way too much and neglecting Candace, including a crypt based board game they’ve been playing for her job because she’s being a doormat. however i’ts not unresonable since said job gives them health insurance which given their lives, they REALLY need. She’s being such a doormat because she’s understandably afraid if she stands up for herself it could risk her job and they’d loose important stuff.  Emily TRIES to juggle things by doing a charity garden/publicity stunt to distract thigns at the school btu the comination of extra work from her boss and the children not actually gardening makes it fail and candace more upset. Emily finds help in the most unlikely of places: A giant talking snail that offers to let her use his magic hat to speed up time and complete the garden in exchange for some of the veggies. He’s also voiced by nice dude and mighty boosh alum noel fielding in what hoenstly feels like a boosh character got out of that universe, if their not the same unvierse which is possible, and snuck into this one.  Emily accepts, and is tempted to use the hat to do more of her job, with the snail calling her a shit parent. Fuck you man, sh’e sa good mom she’s just making mistakes. Emily decides to do it anyway and it works but she soon finds out using the hat outside the garden ages her while the snail decides fuck it and kidnaps candace by aborbing her into his stomach and making her be his legs so he can get dumplings because why not. What follows is a horrifc and tense chase between the two as candace’s life is on the line and the snail has a backup hat and emily time blasting him only makes candace age or deage, horrifyingly becoming a fetus at one point and a teenager later. It’s ar eally tense well done seen that combines the show’s usual insanity with it’s horror side to great effect Meanwhile josh feels useless since his job is less important, and he feels less important as he’s on call and skipping rocks with randy because apparently that’s what he does on call. Randy gets a great moment though, explaning to josh that h’es like the stones their skipping: he’s immoible and seemingly useless most of the time but when it matters he’s there . He’s there rock. Their support.. and naturally with emily slowly dying from her hat, a rare sentence, Josh steps upa nd saves the day via stone skipping, emily throws the hat in and the fundraiser, due to the madness, sucesffuly buired the scandal and Emily finally tells mr salt no.. and he’s really cool about it just telling her to come in a little later. Things are back on track and we’re out.  This wasn’t a bad one, but it both feels less after the prevoius episode and somehwhat simple comaprd other emily centreic episodes. WHile the snail is a great villian and noel fielding,  like rich fulcher before him, fits into this kind of world nicely. Not a bad one, just one sandwitched between two far more interesting episodes. Speaking of which, we’re in the endg ame now. Next time it’s dog days and weird fucking al baby, until very soon later days. 

[finding-the-daylight]

So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction): 

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish. 

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao. 

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though. 

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW. 

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO. 

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase. 

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE. 

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ? 

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need? 

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS  BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone 

 he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT  LOVE LIK THST 

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING. 

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou. 

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall  like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire 

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

 I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

[dykexenomorph]

ehheheheh u said ships for honest opinions so im gonna throw a million at you bc i lvoe ur opinions

uh the doctor x rose one i think you like doctor who

davenchurch

taagnus

davencretia

the ship of u with happiness ( its a good ship ily )

uhhh taakitz

ducknerva

indruck

sternclay

maplekeene

fitzbolg

BRO OMG TYSM 🥺🥺

doctor x rose- okay so honestly I used 2 rlly like this when I waz younger but now it's just sorta weird to me??? like idk this is probably hypocritical of me somehow considering rivdoc is my favorite thing ever but the age gap is sorta iffy 2 me???? and also like. rose was 19 when the doctor took off w her and I have some weird feelings about how he very nearly got her killed like OVER AND OVER. (which. yeah. that's part of the deal when u travel w him but still idk, she was rlly young)

davenchurch- THIS IS SUCH AN UNPOP OPINION BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS..... THEY'RE OLD GUYS WHO LIKE 2 PLAY CARDS TOGETHER, THEY'RE JUST BUDDIES 😔😔

taagnus- julia/magnus and taako/kravitz are both very good, but the graphic novels make SUCH a good case for taagnus that I actually think it's kinda cute now :((

davencretia- I didn't know this was a thing until just now but again I feel like they're just good buddies!! idk I don't rlly ship davenport w anybody, his dad friend energy is just too strong fusnsiam

me x happiness- ah.... the age old enemies 2 lovers......can't wait 4 those 2 finally get past the enemies stage (I'm kidding but also ilysm ty :((( )

ducknerva- GODTIER!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG :(

indruck- literally I didn't know this existed until after I'd finished amnesty and was SO SHOCKED to find tht ppl didn't like ducknerva, but this is good!!! I don't rlly ship this, but I get why some ppl do

sternclay- this is like.....dad friend x dad friend and I think it's very good lol (also the galaxy brain of having the cryptid date the cryptid hunter is SO good, I'll never get over that omg)

maplekeene- hhhh shippers 4 this make a very good case but I simply cannot get over the fact that argo is played by their dad.....this is nice in theory but it becoming canon would cause SUCH a weird interaction I think fusmaiskao

fitzbolg- 10/10!!!!!!!! WHERE IS THE FANART 4 THIS!!!!!!!! PLZ GOD I AM BEGGING YALL MAKE MORE FITZBOLG CONTENT!!! (I do think this would also be awkward to hear become canon, but like the concept of this is very good :( )

taakitz- :( THEM!!!!!!!!!! taakitz is SO GOOD, I wasn't sold when I was listening thru balance the first time but the scene towards the end where they kiss is so sweet and it made me be like "oh yeah alright, I get it now", I love them sm

[smile4imagines]

Uhhhh, can I get poly habitxkamal with a genderneutrel reader. Thanks!

yes! and thank u for specifying that u want polyam, i get pretty confused sometimes riugrfsk (also sorry its a bit short, i couldn’t come up with much,,,) 

Boris Habit and Kamal Bora in a polyam relationship with reader! 

Kamal is pretty shy about a three way relationship at first, he feels like people might make fun of him or think he’s weird. he’s totally down of course! just.. nervous 

Habit on the other hand, is very excited!!! TWO s/o’s??? two whole people he can shower in affection and dental floss??? absolutely!! gee habit, how come you get 2 s/o’s?!

you and Habit spend a lot of time loving Kamal and making sure he knows that he’s loved. Kamal is a little insecure so he needs all the love he can get, and he’s happy to return it! 

honestly, Habit puts up a big confidence act, but he’s actually pretty shy about being in a relationship as well. please remember to validate him too, he can get jealous if you and Kamal are being super lovey dovey without him, so be sure to include him!!

your dates are usually movie nights, since Kamal’s scared of crowds and all Habit wants is to be close to you two. but every once in awhile you all three go out and do some fun stuff together! you like to visit museums and local parks, go sight seeing, and tons more!  

when you guys cuddle, its usually you and Kamal sitting in Habits lap tbh. he’s big and he’s got room for the both of you! if you don’t like that, just sitting next to each other and leaning into each other is good too. Kamal always wants to be on the outside though, so you and Habit take turns being in the middle (if you like being in the middle)

Habit BOMBARDS you both with love letters and cards and gifts, and he likes to leave little notes around your house too!

“domt forget brushy teeth!! cabity bad ;-)” (on the bathroom sink) “hi!!! Habit lovey u!!!!!! mwah (that ws a littol smooch)” (on your bedroom door) “goob morning!!! remeber: Habit lvoe s/o!!! have a really really really really REALY good day 2day!!!!!!” (on your pillow) and so on and so on, all covered in hearts and smileys and doodles of all three of you

Kamal tries this too, but they’re all really cute and awkward notes that look like they were written in a hurry 

“hello- hi- whats u- hEy Kamal here!! have a super really good day!!! love you lots kisses sweet dreams? love, Kamal” (carefully placed on the table)

you’re all just a big bundle of love! there’s never a dull moment with the both of them, and you get a confidence boost x9000 every time you feel down 

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 3

hiiii

we are back at it again with me screaming about my love for erxi and xiao nai

also entering a new player: my envy over the eyebrows of several characters

but im excited!!!

ok, i have my water, i have my m&ms, my phone is plugged it (again just bc it needed it) and the n*tflix is pulled up

as one of my favorite canucks on my canadian line would say, lezgeddit!

ok so we left off last time at yixiao naihe calling luwei weiwei to the cloud pavillion or w/e it was called bc he had the guy who called her a harlot there

and then a slow torture process began that both wei2 and nai kinda dipped out for bc studying and phone call respectively

whilst they were “asleep” in-game, three girls (i think theyre part of the wedding party for zhenshai if i remeber his name correctly and the situation but anyways) three girls showed up and started lowkey protesting against the treatment of mr harlot bc theyre part of his clan or are teammates or w/e

we enter this episode with wei2 “waking up” to talk to the girls

she really said keep steppin its not any of your business

damn naihe really said fuck y’all

oh damn naihe really said he���ll talke them on his own

adklsfalksdjfalksdjf mr harlot is named shixie and he really did just dip out to shower and came back to still being tied up and hacked at

THEY DID NOT JUST LEAVE HIM THERE TO BE TIED UP IM SCREAMING

she is so attracted to him right now i canot beieve

oh my god he is vicious i love him

naihe i know youre married but im proposing

ohmygod this is really cute i fuckgina

OH MY GOD

THATS SO CUTE I CANT FUCKGIN

UGH I WANT TO BE THEM

oh i was right OH MY GOD IS YAOYAO NANA???

FUCKING HUGE IF TRUE

also damn they really are going to go behind his back and do the film anyways huh

!!!! september!!!

oh um nana,,,,that dress is a little uhhh

see throught

i would die for september and i want y’all to know that

yiran i think is not so much the snake as nana is

NO OH MY GOD

YIRAN AND WEIWEI’S IN GAME EX ARE COUSINGS

IM SCREAMIGN

also i know that hes kinda a dick but hes a pretty one

nana is definitely into him

which gross

shaoxiang

that’s his hname

oh my god this is so awkward

....just because shes pretty and comes from a good family doesnt mean that hes going to like you

xiao nai is going to turn down yiran’s uncle’s offer isnt he

just bc ~drama~

did he really just miss that entire exchange

oh my god

nana is really doing the most

this scene acting is v awk

side note isnt september turnip man in the untamed?

i love that september is so dramatic im proposing to him

DRAG THEM YOU BEAUTIFYL KING

xiaoling your outfit

i am looking respectfully

oh

oh no

dont tell me

this is the same company that yiran’s uncle owns

also why cant they do a mix of both

yiran’s outfit except for the shoes is really cute

blease let her uncle know that nepotism is bad

i like his blazer

oh dear

oh ok shes his assistant not an intern

he really does give in too easily huh

her cousin’s dressed nicely tho

i like his fit

ma’am theyre just mugs

OOOOHHHH MY TWO BOYS ARE LOOKING FRESH AS FUCK

ugh the jeans

and the buttondown

im propoisgn

alksdjf;alsdkjfa;slkjfa;lsdkjf SEPTENMETER

HIS FACE IM FUCKING

september looks really nice rn

oh god the tea is gonna suck huh?

booooo i want drama

they really walked in and saw how everyone else is dressed and didnt think that they looked out of place

erxi isn’t straight

its basically canon bc im queer and i said so

i am getting skeevy vibes about this

but that’s fine

we’ll see what happens

dkldfjas;ldkfj septembere really just be sippin

i lvoe him

oof

damn

submarine fucking SUNK BABIE

i loVE SEPTERMS BAG HE IS A STYLE ICON

shoulders

SHOulDERS

l;aksdjf september baby now is not the time to be screaming

im on my knee to propose

to both of them

alskdfjals;dkjf sept babieeee

god hes so hot

that was such a ugh hot move im in lvoe

also

yiran needs better people around her that arent such greasy people

YAY

OK LETS SEE THIS ZHAO ERXI JIAYOU!!!!

oh dear

nevermind

this isnt going to end well for erxi and weiwei

oh dear poor erxi

oh no

oH NOOOO

oh my god

this isnt going to end well

yo erxi better tell wei2 that she used her handle

she did thats good

SEPTEMBERRRR

i love his dramatic ass nature

OH FUCK GOD I SIKLJJ;KAWENFOAENWF

THE WAY HIS FACE CHANGED

IM SCREAMIGN

SEPTERMBER KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

B  I  T C H

A;KLDFJA;LKDJF

HAHAHAHAHA HES SO DRAMATIC IM PROPOSGIN

I LOVE THEM

OH SHIT WHAT UPPPP

UGH

IM SO EXCITED FOR WHEN THEY MEET IRL

xiaoling looks so cute hadfaklsjd

how do you forget you have tutoring

thats a lie i tutor during the semester i understand akjfdkls

oh god do i really have to deal with photo boy

ugh im sick of him

so the door lady really not gonna say anthing

DAMN THATS A NICE FUCKING PLACE

THIS KID IS FANTASTIC

OH MY GOD

I LOVE HIM

I WANT TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING HE WANTS

damn his office is decked the fuck out i love it

this kid is my new favorite character

he better stop looking at her like that i will *knife emoji*

juice is just as bad as soda

bitch did you think you were just going to walk around???

tt

thats a nice fucking kitchen

love that yakult helped sponsor this

xiaoyang you are my favorite guy in this sorry xiao nai and september

you are now second and third respectively

OH MY GOD

DRAG HIMMMMM

I LOVE HIM

FUCK THIS PHOTO BOY

I LOVE HTIS KIDDO

YAAAASSS WEIWEI IS A QUEEN

I LOVE HER AND XIAOYANG’S RELATIONSHIP

ahahhaahhahaah

i want to see this kid and chen youwei in a drama as siblings i think it’d be so cute

HE REALLY PICKED OUT XIAO NAI I-FUCKING-CONIC

I LVOE HIS MIND

photo boy deleted the post and apologized

i dont trust his trickass shady ass tho

but anyways that s besides the point

we are at the end of the episode!

i understand that these first episodes are to help really like..settle and show the characters

but they still managed to pack so much drama in it

and so many cute moments between wei2 and nai

well that’s all for this episode!

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[jagaimochi]

FIC PREFERENCES:

Rules: Copy/paste and bold your fic preferences.

Tagged by @wanyinchen - I’M SO HAPPY TO BE TAGGED BY THE PERSON WITH THE BEST TAGS. The Best. Your answers also made me laugh because, unsurprisingly, I agreed with a lot of them *snicker*

Slow burn or love at first sight: Tiiiiny preference for slow burn. I also like love at first sight (especially the sort of love at first sight that leads to pining...years and years of pining), but when I think about it, it’s the love at first sight that leads to the slow burn that really gets me so I gotta go with the BURN. 

Fake dating or secret dating: I read a lot of fake dating but my brain is always making up stories (that I inevitably never write down) with secret dating, so it’s a toss up for me! I completely agree with wanyinchen though - MUST HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. Must. 

Enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers: For Xicheng, I literally cannot imagine enemies to lovers unless it’s a crack or a gangster AU...buuuuut, I would still totally read and love either one of those settings haha. 

Oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence: YAAAS, those fics with the long ass correspondence - I mean, I frequently think about the letters Xicheng would exchange. There’s something so beautiful about letters (and longing hnnngh). But I agree that both one-bed and long-dist are goooooood.

Hurt/comfort or amnesia: Yeah again I completely agree with wanyinchen on this. Mmmmmmm hurt/comfort and most of all: THE HAPPY ENDING.

Fantasy AU or modern AU: I like both!! It’s just that I don’t know that much about the fantasy genre (does xianxia count as fantasy already? I hope I haven’t offended anyone by asking that...). Recently, all my imaginings have been modern CEO AU soooooo, I have to go with that one for now ^^;

Mutual pining or domestic bliss: To quote wanyinchen: “BESH, I wanT THAT MUTUAL PININGG!! ITS MY FOOD. aMBROSIA iF YOu WILL” FEED MY SOUL WITH THAT MUTUAL PINING HHNNNGGGH

Smut or fluff: I love both… but yes, fluff is the elixir of life.

Canon-compliant/missing scenes or fix-it: JC/LXC both need a break after their canon stories <3 ;-;

Alternate universe or future fic: THIS FANDOM BE BLESSED WITH AMAZING AUs!!!

One-shot or multichapter: SAME with wanyinchen!! This fandom’s multichapters are really something else (shout out to UOSB), though the one-shots are also amazing and actually allow me to get some sleep instead of binging that 100k fic, which is a bonus for y’know, carrying on with ‘real’ life (sob).

Kid fic or road trip fic: Yes yes yes

Reincarnation or character death: I actually can barely handle reincarnation or character death - my soul is a shrivelled being that canNOT take any pain without a good dose of fluff or at the very minimum a happy ending. Reincarnation provides just the minimum amount of soothing balm for me - but I still spend ages thinking about how that character died in their past life...I am so fragile lol.

Arranged marriage or accidental marriage: ahahahaha both both both but yes happy ending puh-lease! 

High school romance or middle aged romance: I LVOE BOTH buuuut slightly more middle aged romance because dude I am getting there~ (also JC is the ultimate uncle and middle age SUITS him)

Time travel or isolated together: AGAIN, AS ABOVE, I WOULD READ BOTH (and everything in between because I am a major consumer)!! I think it’s important for the characters to spend time together and get to know each other and the potential for soft moments and awkwardness is just my jam <:3

Neighbors or roommates: Hahahahaha, so much potential.

Sci fi AU or magic AU: Ahhhh both really! ALL AUs!!

Body swap or gender-bend: Oooo, actually probably neither of these are my go-to, but if I had to choose it’d be body swap.

Angst or crack: BOTH! 100% BOTH! I love angst (and again, happy ending is a must) but crack taken seriously is also so freeing and makes my heart feel all light and funky. When a fic has both angst and crack, I mean...that is the holy grail (see: Talent Hunt Crew Finds Angry Guy) 

Apocalyptic or mundane: give me all the coffee shop AUs.

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO TAG but if you’re seeing this and you’d like to do it, please do!! This was so much fun and it made me realise I could write a whole fic rec post with my favourite Xicheng fics.... ahh. Speaking of which, @wanyinchen I think about your kid!JC and kid!LWJ AU a lot hahahahaha. Thanks again for tagging me!! I’m not good at making friends on here so thank you thank you :D:D 

[arodrwho]

“critrole 2.70 lb

at long last........... it is critrole days again.......................!

wow that’s a chastising look

“i feel like i did something wrong” lmao same dude

beep beep it’s crit.role.dayyyyys

“i feel like a feeling’s a very specific reason” “....fair” that tracks don’t it

“do a caleb impression laura” “no i can’t do a german accent i suck” lmao

thank u taliesin

“i have a shortsword that i use sometimes, but it’s pretty weaksauce”

“i can hear god talking to us” i fucking love nott/sam

dagger dagger dagger ??

where we gonna go

kiln ?? ehhhh

beep beep here’s what we should say

call home office first

“i really need my cat, so i am going to take the time before bed to return frumpkin to his feline form” :(

duststorm at night

jester sounds so sad

“we tracked that guy. we followed him into a cave. a great evil was unleashed. the laughing hand. our friend was taken. west of bazzoxan.”

“what is the crypticness of your message. it seems bad news, whereas i hoped to give you good”

“why would we act like we did something wrong?” zactly

“this is the only moment honesty’s worth anything”

“we’re in bazzoxan. we’re planning to head north. we think there might be a solution there. the laughing hand is really bad. i’m really sorry”

“how soon can you return?” oh shit

“i think we go back. i wanna go north, so badly, but--” “i think if we go back she’s going to kill us instantly” “i don’t think she’s going to”

“it’s all about the narrative that we present though” true true true

“we don’t have to talk about her again” ouch

“not to be super selfish, but i do have the sneaking suspicion that if we run, she might find and kill my husband?” nott i love u

“don’t tell anyone. just saying, does that not freak anyone else out just a little bit?” mmmmmmmmmmmlil bit

“maybe these people aren’t saving, we haven’t even met them yet. maybe they’re all... assholes or something” n OT T

“half-cocked, i like that” caduceus u fuckin dweeb

“caduceus. you’re a good guy. what would a good guy do” “...i’m so tired right now” oof

“is a good guy loyal to a queen or is a good guy loyal to--” “ohh that’s a question” he’s not the dude u go to for moral questions

“sometimes it’s okay to not know what’s happening. and sometimes when you don’t know what’s happening it’s okay to submit to something with a higher perspective” hm.

“a fuckin fifth level spell, early in the morning” “strangely enough that’s exactly the incantation you need for a--” incredible

“a bit of light under her chin, a kind of reddish-orange fire light, that flickers brighter, and brighter” ohhhh dear is that obann

and a voice says my internet cut out, go fuck yourself

“very good. thank you for your patience. now, this has been one fine reunion. let’s go see if we can find the others” ohhhhh dear

:((((((((((((((

“we should talk. it’s been a bit” o shit

“what if she was bad you guys, what if she was bad the whole time” jester is going to CRY, she has never in front of people done this ever even one time and i! am! dying!

a whole lot of conversation i didn’t pay attention tooooooo

and of course the stream WOULD cut out when matt describes what’s on the doors

“there were ghosts on the pier?? ahh, haunted pier. i miss that haunted pier” incredible

beep beep the stream keeps cutting out

“thaumaturgy i’m just gonna turn, just the blackest eyes” caduceus i fuckin love you

the star-raiser. hot dang

FUCK YOU i just want to watch this STUPID EPISODE

“and sehahine” was all i caught. WHO and 

“the ruins of malaismere, within the savalierwood” hahA VERY GOOD

“it’s meant for youuu” “i don’t think it’s meant for me” “it’s maybe meant for someone eeeeelse”

“dwueth’var” oh very cool!

elves live there...? elves are in the--what is the word. grove

beau is so fucking awkward i lvoe her.

i love both of them i’m so glad

“caduceus is the only one good at being good, so that’s... his thing that he’s good at” lmao

everytime someone says cad is good at being good, or is a good person, or is not judgmental or whatever & taliesin makes A Face...it adds 3 years to my life

“caduceus is not the only one who is good at being good” “you talking about me?” “you shit on yourself a lot--yeah, i am. you shit on yourself a lot but i have seen you do good day after day” caleb i love you.

BEAU LORE

he had this conversation with nott, once. in a different way, though, he took a very different tack. the differences are very--

i’m having emotions

“the 10% is when i’m doing well, or doing poorly?” “eh, don’t read too much into it” god i love her

every time caleb and beau have a Conversation it adds 300 years to my life.

oooo, foliage, he’s gonna look for foliage, he’s a gonna try 2 connect w/the wildmother

“you’re not chill?” [scoffs] “no”

“the island of rumblecusp off the menagerie coast” oooooo

“what’s special about rumblecusp?” “i don’t know. it’s remote. very pretty. and i’ve never been”

“do you have any suggestions yourself?” he’s..asking you?? weeeeir d?

“that would be pretty crazy right, to have a bunch of people gathered in a volcano” “...make a persuasion check” “natural 20!!” oh my GOD

“i trust your judgement jester. a volcano will be interesting :)”

j eeeeeEEEEeeeez

stream cut out

“and also know you’re not the only one being watched over in your merry band. there are many voices, many eyes upon you” stream cut out AGAIN

“some very powerful eyes on her that never left” “really? good ones? powerful ones?” i didn’t catch the ansWER

o thank heck nothing happened in their sleepe

it’s tiiiiiiiiiiime

fuuuuuuuuuuuck it cut out again. this is some grade-a bullshit

it is Fear Time

“extremely pale, even by family standards” CAD LORE CAD LORE CAD LORE that’s going in the CAD LORE POST.

“many lives were saved thanks to your deed” oh NICE

strategic assassination attempts. oh DEAR. scourger?? CAPTURED A SCOURGER?????? EODWULF? ASTRID???? WHOM THE FUC K

“your eyes seem especially ravishing today. very bright” “i was going to say the same thing” “caduceus don’t you agree?” [caduceus, very thrown] “uh...sure??”

i love nott

“and execution” h’ohhhhhhboy

“a handful of assassins”

“a woman. human.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhASTRID?? astrid??????? astrid???????????

caleb? are u? okay??

hhhHHHHhhHhHHhHhHh

u are actually asking for information abt the scourger i am. mMMmMmmMm

“we will have you escorted to the dungeon of penance” hhHHHHH

“the burning lodge. the kiln” alas. but also COOL, WE GOT THE OTHER NAME!!

wait what did essik say

helloooo

essik??

my internet is being so stewpid

corod? what’d u say?? the stream cut out again what did u SAY

shiiiiiiiiiit caleb are u gonna be okay????

“did she look dope” “did she look--she always looks dope” incredible

oh no oh no oh no

i’m made of a lot of fear my dudes

hooooooooooooooo

of course the stream would cut out after “you step up, and glance--”

anyway who is this!!! is!! it!! astrid!!!

who iiiiiiis it

“are you awake?”

music shift i’m so scared. i am VERY scared

“wake up. you are in a bad place i need you to talk to me. your life’s thread is very short right now. if you want to keep it from being clipped i need you to talk to me.” he sounds. so different to usual. is it no accent bc zemnian, is that what’s different? i can’t tell. i think it’s also--what’s the word. the word. the. menacing? stern? idk it’s just rly yikes

“can you look at me?” “who asks. what do you want?” “you hear me talking to you in this language, in this place. you want any aid, or not? look at me.”

“astrid” “what did you say” “you heard me. look me in the eye.” “who are you” “i don’t have time for that. lift your face.”

“who is this who knows astrid?”

fuck and balls perception check for frumpkin. those are never good

“scars across the forearm. familiar scars, as to those that they carry”

who is this.

“do you know bred aldric ermendrud” “very well” “who was he” [rolls dice] AAAND THE INTERNET CONKS OUT AGAIN, STOP DOING THIS TO ME

god i’m mad. fuck this

“and the face is unfamiliar--”

“i’ve heard things about you, bren. welcome back” “i’m curious what you know about this boy. you say you--”

hi i’d just like y’all to know that i am actively dying. actively dying with every goddamn sentence that i MISS. i hate this bullshit

i am very, very tired of this.

“some of us get tired of macabe fairy tales. so you enjoy your mouth full of lies.”

oh i know what’s different this time. it’s the accent shift, it’s the shift in tone, and it’s the complete and utter lack of any--what’s the word. words like “like,” what’s the word for those. pausing words. thinking words. words that mean you are searching for the right thing to say

“i would--i would want to go to make sure that he gets there safely” “you guys could go on without me and i could probably catch up, if you need to” oh dear

that’sa sad

“it is spic and span. it is clean, the furniture has been slightly rearranged” oh man yeza really went to town. went stircrazy went afraid?

caleb walked off???

nott is not allowed to be. leaving :(

oh hey caleb

caleb....... autistic......

“then realize i’m being an asshole and go back to the xhorhaus” :(

jester that is so dang sad

are u going to add anything or no

oh

“do you think there are people living in this kiln i have i never explained?

i’ve never been then how do you know if people live there

well this is as good at ime as any. i’m gonna continue whittling

the day after the raven queen ascended 3 of her champions were givin a task of dealing with one of the heros of the war

and his body could not be contiained within the city for reaosns that are lost he had to be finished these 3 heroes were named clay, stone, and dust

the argued for many days what they should do and stone said tehy should be given to the air

the clay said we should give him to the earth

and dust said we should give them to fire from the ashes, that fire that great works would arise

and they prayed to the raven queen for guidance in these arly days and the rq answered and she said that she hd already taken what belogn to her and that these 3 heroes should find the wildmother and ask her for guidance and ask her what we were to do with what was left

eventually she spoke to each of them in turn and she told stone take the limbs of this hero and walk the planes until he found an oasis with veins tht he would feed the limbs to these beasts

and then clay entered into a forest until he found a spring, the water sournded by a crystal of lkdsgjfhg

the flora should be my gift to the archeart to remind her of all that is beautiful

the dust a black onyx pool of fire and magma and burn what remained and everything that was made there would bear that heros mark

and these 3 families have guarded and accepted the dead for all this time and these three temples each of us on occasion making a pilgrimage but very rarely

somewhere there’s a member of the dust, in the north. ready to help

“i’m 2000 years old” “are you shitting me right now!” “yes” “fuck yoU!!”

“we have maintained that temple since the raven queen ascended”

JEEEEEZUS

that was so much.

“the head came with us, that’s what they say. i mean it’s already gone, it’s just another flower in the garden”

help i couldn’t TYPE all of that

that was. so much

i hoped for cad lore, i hoped to update my cad lore post, but that was SO MUCH MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING, jeezus

beau’s jester impression was so good

“ah right, pour that, i really wanted some tea, you are just in time” caleb i fucking love you. i love you SO much

“sit with me while i have a drink, okay”

“i am going to have a shot and calm my nerves”

is marisha okay over there

caleb looks so upset

god. this rly is a bad day in calebland

“i’ll stay up for an hour writing in the other book and turn in”

FUCK and HELL dairon is gonna EAT HER

anyways too much happened this episode i’m dying & living but mostly dying

in conclusion: jeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEZ

[shemakesmeforget]

25 fics to pick you up

Humor, crack not crack, romcom fics for @cuttlemefishwrites and y’all. I tried to make this list short, I SWEAR idk ENJOY!! Also you can check some other fic recs by moi here, here and here.

(i'm) the boy you'd die for by jenmishe 

Canonverse, Rated T, 6K

v-nikiforov ✓

[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]

13,481 likes

v-nikiforov✓ Am I the another one? (((

vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.

red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.

starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???

vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.

--- The adventures of Yuuri "Heartbreaker" Katsuki, or: how Yuuri became known as a cold player full of himself who doesn't care about anyone. (Hint: it's an anxiety and obliviousness.)

• ADORE!!! oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri + social media fic. The best description is actually one of the tags: everyone is in love with Yuuri: the fic.

  He Should Know by Lady_Ganesh

Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated T, 2K

A public service announcement Chris and Yuuri made for the Sochi Olympics comes to light.

• HI HI this speaks to me directly: Viktor is a dork and jealous and Yuuri is precious.... I just love this so much. 

Master Plans by Qwertzu (@qwertzu824)

Canonverse ish, Rated T, 17K

Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor? Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...

• This series!!! outsider pov, identity reveal, and the last installment!!!!! I die. You'll laugh and you’ll feel sorry for these people at the same time.

The Way to Life and Love is a Curved Trajectory by crossroadswrite  (@crossroadswrite)

Canonverse, Rated T, 5K

“Do you know Katsuki Yuuri?” Victor asks Chris, two minutes later, when he finally manages to convince himself to stop looking at the dip of Katsuki’s back and his powerful thighs in those tight Mizuno track pants, and the way his hands are poised in the air mid-skate, and his slicked back hair and brown eyes and flushed cheeks.

Christophe hums into the phone in a way that suggests he not only knows Katsuki Yuuri but he’s acquainted with him. Chris’ version of acquaintance is very physical and usually involves a healthy amount of groping. “Don’t you?”

“He’s Japan’s Ace,” Victor says, trying to rack his brain for more information. “His step sequence is good?”

Chris hums again. “You’re not that oblivious that you haven’t heard of Unfairly Beautiful Yuuri.”

“Who?”

(Or, the one where Victor falls - literally and then figuratively - for Yuuri. Also something about a Best Ass Poll that is way more official than it should be.)

• Alternate first meeting <3<3<3 you have it all: social media, pining and THAT ASS. I would say 12/10 would read again, but I have already, a bunch of times.

What you should know about dating a man with children by SassySalchow (diedraechin) (@diedraechin​)

Canonverse, Rated G, 2K

Based off a tumblr drabble prompt and then grew too big...

"AU scenario where the skaters mistake the triplets for Yuuri's kids when they first meet him, possibly when he brings them to the skater-only area as a b-day treat, or something? (Kudos if you can work in jealous!Victor somehow, but the skaters having a fun reaction would be A+, tbh. Would be lovely if you could include Chris and/or Yurio :D )

• Ahhhhhh my quick fix for whenever I’m feeling down, this Viktor is such a dork and extra, I love him.

5 times Viktor encountered culture shock in Hasetsu + 1 time Yuuri did by forochel (@forochel)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

this fic ... basically does what it says on the tin.

• I adore not so smooth Viktor in an environment he can't control (or at least do some research lol), good stuff.

Five Times Chris's Dating Advice Was Ignored By Russian Skaters by liliths

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

—and one time it wasn't.

Christophe Giacometti. Twenty-five. Cat lover, chocolate eater. Professional Swiss figure skater and confirmed Grand Prix finalist. Running an unofficial dating advice ring for Russian skaters who don't listen to him to begin with. How did his life come to this?

Chris-centric, in which he is done with literally everyone. Except the dog.

• Chris is heaven sent and deserves a medal for dealing with awkward russian skaters.

just like me they long to be by sparklespiff (@todaythesamesky​)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

"Haven't you noticed that Yuuri gets everything he wants?"

"Everything that's in somebody else's power to give him," Mari says, before Victor can bring up last year's GPF. "He's not magic, just pretty."

"But it's like magic. My theory is that it's because he's sneaky beautiful, so you're not expecting it, and then, under all that stuff, whoa! Gorgeous. And it's too late to save yourself."

"Stuff?" Victor keeps smiling but makes his voice cold, the way he does when reporters overstep. His Yuuri doesn't have stuff. Everything about him is beautiful.

or:

Yuuri lives in a Beautiful Person Bubble. It's Victor's responsibility to make sure he never finds out.

• Again with oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri, this is ridiculously funny. Also, Mari and Phichit??? A++

The Boyfriend Paradox by japansace (@japansace​)

Canonverse, Rated T, 3K

For some inexplicable reason, Yuuri speaks Russian.

Now, as everyone knows, there are only two viable reasons why anyone ever learns a foreign language:

1. For school. 2. To impress a foreign love interest.

And Victor can’t quite bring himself to believe that Yuuri would be at all studious enough to hunt down Russian classes in Detroit of all places.

(Or: Victor gets jealous of a boyfriend that doesn’t exist.)

• We all think Yuuri is dense and oblivious but like Viktor is just????? SO BLIND???? it’s adorable.

The Thirst Trap by CharmingMonsters

Canonverse, Rated M, 12K (WIP)

Victor Nikiforov reads Thirst Tweets for a Buzzfeed video; Yuuri is anonymously quoted and wants to die. Phichit makes sure everyone is properly hydrated.

• Awkward meet cute, Yuuri the fanboy, sad pre Yuuri Viktor, hilarious but the feels omg 

Giacometti & Co. by Anna (arctic_grey) (@finleighsaid​)

Past Viktor/Chris, Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated M, 7K

Against his shoulder and into the fabric of his t-shirt, Yuuri mumbled, “HaveyoueversleptwithChris?”

He choked on his breath. Oh. Uh. “Errrr…” His mind raced. “A little?”

aka the fic where both Viktor and Yuuri have slept with Chris.

• Amazing!! I owe this fic so much! like really, this is cute, fun and jealous Viktor is the cherry on top.

The Early, Awkward Years by Nomanono (@nomanono​)

Viktor/Chris, Canonverse, Rated E, 6K

Victor Nikiforov wasn't always smooth and suave. His singular focus on skating created a pronounced inability to people, and Chris winds up bearing the brunt of his sexual incompetence.

• This is beyond funny, I had to stop reading 3 times to properly laugh. Inexperienced, not a playboy Viktor is the best best and Chris tries so hard, poor thing.

it's like you're photoshopped by Metis_Ink

Actors AU, Rated T, 10K

Not-So-Local Ex-Dancer Upsets Coworkers by Failing to Communicate with Celebrity Castmate, details at eleven.

//Yuuri just wants to retire already.

• The actual movie is amazing? the author literally wrote an entire musical for this fic, mad respect. And at some point I cried, legit tears, because I was laughing so hard. 

Pinning and Pining by Multiple_Universes (@witharthurkirkland)

Porn actors AU, Rated E, 51K

Victor starts his career as a porn star, working for a studio that has a somewhat… artistic approach to the whole genre. But that’s not the problem. The problem is: he can’t find a way to ask his hot co-star to be his boyfriend.

An AU where Victor and Yuuri are both porn stars who, despite all the hot sex filmed for a ton of movies, still end up in a situation where Yuuri is oblivious and Victor is pining away.

• The porn movies are so cheesy and bad but like artistic so you just laugh and laugh. Viktor is such a softie and there’s so much unresolved romantic tension, a big fave.

though the stars walk backward by alykapedia (@alykapediaaa​)

Space AU, Rated T, 8K

“Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward.” - E.E. Cummings

Yuuri's only ever wanted to send a message out into the great vastness of space, maybe witness First Contact during his lifetime. He gets his wish. And then some.

• Alien viktor!!! an intergalactic booty call!!! fantastic!

Much Ado About Something by eternalsunshine13, Skowronek (@eternalsunshine13, @kaja-skowronek​)

Space AU, Rated T, 33K

By day, Victor Nikiforov is the head of European operations for LearX, a company on the forefront of private space travel. By night, he is makka-baby on Tumblr, a prominent figure in the small but passionate poodle fandom.

By day, Yuuri Katsuki runs F.O.O.L., a subsidiary of Katsuki Enterprises, whose stated goal is to bring LearX down one lawsuit after another. By night, he’s oodlesofpoodles, an active member of the poodle fandom and possibly makka-baby’s biggest fan.

By day, they duke it out in court. By night, they become friends—and maybe something more—as they fall for each other one Tumblr message at a time.

Or: a romantic comedy starring two idiots in love, the Katsuki family, the mothers Nikiforov, the husbands Chulanont-Giacometti, two doggos, six hamsters, one Yurio, and many, many schemes to get our favorite lovebirds together.

• Do they really hate each other?? are they falling in love?? is the tumblr app gonna crash all the damn time? I won't tell, you gotta read this.

The Vastness of Space by shysweetthing (@shysweetthing)

Space AU, Rated E, 16K

As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.

Well. Two out of three’s not bad.

Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage. There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...

• Mutual pining, fake dating and arranged marriage AND SPACE UGHHH all my weak spots. So sweet and good and the writing is on point, i cry.

The Unknown Unknown by opalish

Superpowers AU, Rated T, 7K

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him. 

• One of the funniest fics I’ve ever read, the author has the best comic timing and this fic is beyond me like I practically laughed the whole time.

Dr. Shiny and the Case of the Beautiful Man by ShatteredPrism (@etherealalchemist​​)

Doctors AU, not rated, 6K 

There are about five things that Victor, in this very moment, is absolutely sure of.

1. The spawns of satan are here 2. they are not accompanied by their angel of a mother 3. they are with the most beautiful man he's ever seen 4. his scrubs are wet from where he'd dropped water on himself 5. and Victor is very, very gay.

Emphasis on point five, with a side of cupid's arrow and "ba-dum ba-dum" on a plate.

Because he is Very Gay, and not only is he Very Gay but he is also Hopelessly Attracted to a man who is undoubtedly Very Straight and very Unavailable and is perhaps the Most Beautiful Man Victor has ever seen.

---

in which Victor is a doctor, Yuuri is a godfather, and Yuri just wants some peace and quiet and a larger stash of lollipops.

• So pure and fun and Viktor is so so so extra.

pass that dutch by kiaronna (@kiaronna​)

High School/Mean Girls AU, Rated T, 5K

Maybe Viktor shouldn't have watched Mean Girls before he started his first day of high school in the United States, but he can't help it if he is suddenly inducted into his high school's very fashionable, Instagram-obsessed royalty. He can't help falling in love with the cute soccer player in his literature class, either. Even if he's supposed to be off limits.

• This captures the feel of the movie just right and Viktor is a mess, it’s just so cute.

esnake artist by sizhu (@sizhu)

Neighbors AU, Rated T, 1K

Yuuri meets the disarmingly attractive neighbor from upstairs, courtesy of Phichit forgetting to feed their scale baby.

Snakes like to go on adventures, too.

• Sassy Yuuri defending his reptile baby, a blessing.

all the types of dating by igneousbitch (@makkachinning)

Geology AU, Rated E, 8K

The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.

(Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)

Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”

Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.

Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?

• I have no idea about geology and I still enjoyed this AU a lot, they’re pining so hard and ugh friends to lovers, my kryptonite.

Unconventional by so_shhy

Fandom AU, Rated M, 4K

After freezing up in front of his idol at a comic con panel, Yuuri decides that he needs an awful lot of alcohol to get over the embarrassment. It is a decision he will regret.

The fandom AU I can’t believe I wrote, featuring movie star!Victor Nikiforov and fanfic author!Yuuri Katsuki.

• So much second hand embarrassment but in a fun way, just brilliant.

If you can't take the heat... by mtothedestiel (@summersteve)

Reality show/Chef AU, not rated, 81K (WIP)

Stay tuned, coming up next it's Top Chef: International! Join thirteen chefs from around the globe as they battle it out for glory and prizes in the one and only New York City (and share all their innermost thoughts along the way!) Who will emerge victorious, and who will burn out?? Heartwarming triumphs, devastating eliminations, and even ~forbidden romance~ are all coming your way on this showstopping season of Top Chef!

• The script format threw me off for some time until I decided to read it and omg?? what a fool I’ve been for so long!!! this is incredible and well researched and makes me hungry all the damn time.

Coming Home Again by carafin (@carafinn)

Roommates AU, Rated T, 10K

Yuuri, given to periodic bouts of paranoia, would often wonder if Viktor is, in fact, a Russian drug lord on the loose, seeking refuge in a nondescript town in America. This would explain a manner of things: his evasiveness whenever probed about his job; the way he’d unpredictably throw out incisive, thoughtful commentary about the morning news over breakfast; his expensive tastes in shirts, watches, and wallets alike; why he’d want to stay here with Yuuri, of all places, when the contents his wardrobe alone could probably afford him a year-long stay at any condominium of his choice in the trendiest part of town.

And then he goes on to discover that Viktor actually has a premium account on club penguin, and that his five penguins are named Peanut Wigglebutt, Luke skyhopper, Zing Zing, Otto Von Longdong, and Mooshoo Vegetable, and beats the idea to death in his head.

• High quality hyper realistic amazing Yuuri the medical student being a mess, Viktor being a mystery but still a dork. Cute romance!!

[beihonglin]

binbin & bangbang’s 18/4 livestream: a summary 3/3

second segment: quickfire questions!!

first impressions of each other 

the first people they met was each other!!! they sat with huang shuhao :’)

they got shookt when they got their room assignments after 

who likes to eat snacks the most?

pointing at each other 

stupid boy dropping his mic pt. 034 BIN STOP DROPPING IT

what do you buy to eat from the convenience store? 

LEMON TEA!! bangbang was the one who got bin addicted to lemon tea

recently they found another lemon tea that’s better than vita

rip bin’s fansite miss vitalemontea

bangbang: HE EATS SO MUCH 

bin: I DO I EAT SO MUCH 

apparently binnie gets ramen, rice balls, more ramen, fries, more ramen and pudding then finishes them all in one night

bangbang: but he doESNT GET FAT (angry!!)

bin: yeah after i realised that i wouldn’t get fat no matter what i ate i started just eating everything 

bangbang: I HOPE YOU GET FAT WHEN YOU’RE 40

bin: pls calm down asjhlkdj

bangbang: wait omg what if there’s a pill that lets you eat without getting fat,,,,

interviewer: uh moving on

who sleeps later? who takes care of their body better?

bangbang: we sleep at the same time but jeffrey sleeps the earliest and he takes care of his body the best

bin: oh right bb has ur body clock adjusted back?

bb: what body clock lol

apparently they sleep really late and wake up really early to the point where they look at the clock and think 3am is still pretty early 

there was also once when they slept at 630 and had to get up at 7 :(

whose rooms did you visit the most?

bin: we didn’t really go to other people’s rooms, they came to ours,,, yeah, our room was the most popular - there were times when there were 10+ people hanging out in our room

interviewer: why?

bin: because we have a lot of food lol

bangbang: also because we’re very,,,,,, kind :)

bin: :)))

bb: :))))))

interviewer: can you expose something about each other?

bin: bursts out laughing 

bin: BANGBANG SHOWERS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME 

bb: YOU TOO 

interviewer: okay but were there any awkward incidents?

bin: bangbang dances really funnily and cutely and he always comes back to dance for us

bangbang: nO I DON’T

bin: he doES do it, do the cute version of ei ei that you did

bangbang: what cuTE VERSION NO :(

interviewer: okay so do you guys compete at games?

bin: snorts

literally the cutest snort i’ve ever heard in my life bye

bin: coME ON TELL THEM 

bb (mumbling): okay i thought i was really good at this game and ruibin didn’t believe me so i challenged him but somehow every time i challenged him he won :(

binnie: i’d be sitting there after practice when i’d get a text from him saying, “hey trash, come challenge me-”

bb: i didnt say trash- 

binnie: - and i said, i really don’t want to make you lose, but then he said it was because i didn’t want to lose to him that i didn’t want to play,,, so i played with him

bin: and every time i was close to winning he’d scream at his phone, “NO!!” so i’d let him win for a bit before i killed him in three seconds 

bb: NO i thought i was better so i kept challenging him and i got angry when i lost but in the end i realised he was right,,,, 

bin: he got angry at me too!! he refused to speak to me after he lost, he said he’d never play with me again

bb: wait ur making me sound like a kid

bin: ye u r lol 

what’s your most used meme?

bin: uncle li junyi’s crossed arms pose!!

bb: bu fan’s half beast!!

bin: dong yanlei’s “your lei-zi has appeared!”!

bb: deng langyi’s sad face!

what are your future plans?

bangbang: we’re gonna go to shanghai tgt! we’re gonna stay tgt to carry out some activities

binnie: i’m also acting in an upcoming show! i want to become a well-rounded artist

bin: also lol in the dorm bangbang made me act with him

#ExposeBangBangPart????

if you guys act tgt in a show, what kind of show would u want?

bangbang: us as villians!!!! 

bin: (sighs)

bangbang: who go around stealing monuments!!

bin: wait but what about spies!!! and there’d be a hacker and we’d have a swimming scene

bangbang: i’d want to have a hacker -

bin: and i’d be the one who gets to save the female lead, really handsome -

bangbang: i’d be the one who climbs the wall -

bin: - and i’d go down a zip line - 

i swear they’re 8???

interviewer: uh yall have great imagination 

final words??

bangbang: thank u 2 those who have liked me, thank u for ur support and love

binnie spinning his fingers in a circle asmdhdlaksj let bangbang live pls

bb: NO it’s bc i have a lot of things to say 

bin: no he’s like a pinball his mind is just running everywhere

but also binnie: thank u bangbang for being by my side and for making this interview so fun, it still feels like we’re on the show and bangbang and i were just conversing! i don’t feel like a celeb; i feel like i’m still a normal person, but i have a lot of people supporting my dream. thank you to all those who voted for me so that i had more chances to stand on stage. the only reason why i’m here now is bc of u and ur votes and support; it was only through ur support that we could stay in idol producer for so long. i hope that everyone can still trust in us and believe in us - we’re still growing and we hope that everyone can grow with us and accompany us to walk even further on this road. 

i love the most rambly and sincere boy in the universe bye :--(

interviewer: can you sing in cantonese?

both: yah but i need lyrics 

DUET !!!

i love binbin singing so much i love himi lvoe him i love him ilvoe him

bin tried stuffing his phone in his pocket but he deadass didnt have a pocket why is he like this 

im literally so sorry i know i said summary but this basically became a transcription of whatever they said wheezes 

UPDATE RUIBIN’S TRENDING AGAIN :’)

[franeridart]

WHOA BLACK CLOVER HAS AN ANIME NOW I GOTTA GO WATCH IT

Well, only the first episode for now but yeah!!! I can’t wait for my favs to show up aaahhhhhh!!!!!! 

Anon said:Omg, Kirishima, please teach me how to put on eyeliner, your eyeliner game is on point! (Seriously, tho, I love how you draw their eyes and how you draw Kiri in general. He seems so soft. Damn, Bakugou, I'm jealous that you can cuddle him)

THANK YOU!!!! And Kiri has really really pretty lashes in the manga too, doesn’t he? Bakugou too! They have seriously pretty eyes I spend a lot of time trying to get that right when drawing haha still not as good at Horikoshi tho after all, but what can we do~

Anon said:Every time I get a notification you posted something I get extremely happy! That's what your drawings did to me. How can one be so talented.

SOB thank you so much!! You being happy makes me happy so it’s happiness all around!!! What a good!!!

Anon said:Heey!! So I've been wondering... if Aizawa used his quirk on Hagakure would she become visible?? (Btw love your art)

Oh my what a question, I was actually talking about this not too long ago with a friend! And the conclusion ended up being that if her invisibility is a permanent mutation he can’t, but if she can turn it off at will then probably he can too! Right now we still don’t know how exactly Tooru’s quirk tho, so we can’t be sure which is the truth! (I like to think she can turn visible if she wants, but that’s just an headcanon with very little basis haha)

Anon said:Your erasermic art has blessed me 4ever thank u

NAH thank you for liking it and letting me know, man!!!

Anon said:I DIDNT KNOW YOU SHIP ERASERMIC OH MY GOD but seriously you're one of my favourite artists and the fact you like pretty much all the same things as I do is so amazing to me and it makes me so happy because I know that you may draw more of it in the future and I'll get to see more beautiful art if that makes sense lmao thanks for creating stuff 👌👌

Hahahaha yeah it’s one of my top ships in the fandom! Also the only one I read fics for aside from krbk I love them A LOT (and it’s all thanks to my sister who directed my attention towards them a long time ago now, thank you sis) so yeah I’ll definitely draw more of them in the future!!!! And thank you so much for liking my stuff!!!!!

Anon said:Hi! I just want to say I love your headcanon of Aizawa becoming a mentor/role model to Bakugou! Thank you for introducing me to that idea!

YOU’RE MOST WELCOME I’m just a huge huge huge fan of the Aizawa&Bakugou interactions and how much Aizawa cares for him and how much Bakugou respects and trusts him in return, so!!! I’m mostly just pushing on that canon stuff hahaha

Anon said:HORY SHEET BOYO THAT ERASERMIC SHIT IS GOOD SHIT

THANK YOU FRIEND!!!

Anon said:i came to love erasermic thru kiribaku tbh. like i saw erasermic fic in the kiribaku tag on ao3 and i read it for the bg kiribaku (kirishima was such a good boi in that fic ngl) and i was like hey erasermic isnt bad. then i saw your art of them comparing them and i was like hey this is good shit 😁👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 keep it up pal

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll t r y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

Anon said:Do you think Kyoka and Katsuki could get along? Over their like for punkrock maybe, and their gayness. Kinda like Todoroki and Momo's talks about their tiny crushes.

WHY YES ANON I think they could be the bestest of pals, I’ve actually drawn them together now and again cause I like the idea of them being friends so much - a list of some of the things Bakugou and Jirou do together:

make fun of Kaminari (Kaminari feels attacked and liked it better when Jirou was convinced she didn’t like Bakugou)

share music recs and go to concerts together (when it’s big ones they particularly care for they stand in line The Whole Day and at first it used to be sorta awkward but now being together makes the hours fly)

mutter sass and snark under their breaths to themselves in class and without meaning make the other snort or have to hide an actual laugh (they sit next to each other in class did you know that that’s my fav thing tbh)

say “god, I’m so fucking gay” and answer “mood” whenever Kirishima and Momo, like, exist or do anything equally outrageous

sit next to each other with their phones in hand in silence and at the same time look up with an intense/bored/obviously-judging-sero-come-on-look-at-them expression whenever anyone walks past them (they’re actually playing bullshit app games)

play bullshit app games in co-op or having each other as friends to earn more rewards cause they have a No-Judging policy going on between them that makes sharing this sort of otherwise embarrassing stuff with each other okay

Anon said:Hi!!! I love your art and I just wanted to ask....what band were you referring to when you said Mic named him after the band "eraserhead"? Could you possibly be talking about the filipino band "Eraserheads"?

Yeah!!!!! Tho I’m sorry to let you down anon, but I haven’t actually ever heard much from them (justttt one song two days ago cause I got curious) - I found out about them while looking up the movie!

Anon said:I love how you draw mic with his hair in a bun. It's super cute

THANK YOU!!!! But I can’t really take the merit for that, since that’s how he actually wears his hair (more or less) when he doesn’t gel it up for his hero costume!

Anon said:What is your favorite kiribaku au? :D

Oh boy, I sort of love everything and anything I’ve ever seen/read tbh, I’m a HUGE AU lover!! At the moment to anything with the fantasy AU (and dragon!Kiri is always a super welcome plus) is gonna make me go :O !!!!!!!! hahaha so maybe that, who knows! It’s for sure the one I think about the most!

Anon said:Hellooooo i love your art so much? Especially the bakushimas oh my god (also do you plan on drawing more soul eater *coughs*-deathstar-*coughs* in the future?) Have a good day!!

THANK YOU! And I dunno, maybe! If inspiration strikes, why not!

Anon said:hey guess what i just did... went through your ENTIRE art tag (all the way back to the knb and one piece), i found it really cool to see how your art has developed and see what your fav ship is at a certain time (and how you always come back to bokuroo)

Ah man thank you for spending all that time on my blog hahaha I wouldn’t say I always go back to bokuro though? It’s more like... whenever the manga brings the bokuros back I’m ready to start hyping all over them again hahaha my bokuro periods always happened while they were doing things in the manga, after all~

Anon said:u said u couldnt draw iida, lie of the century. i lvoe u

AHHHHH I’m glad you liked him!!!! I spent lotsa time on him in the past month or so trying to get a grasp on him, so I’m really seriously happy it seems to have paid off!! to quote Todoroki

Anon said:where’s ur faq i’m on mobile

SORRY maybe you already noticed but I added the link in the description! 

Anon said:have you ever thought about if eri-chan can... erase her own quirk?? and would how they might handle it

Actually that’s the first thing I thought when Mirio got his own erased... well, it still depends on what exactly Eri’s quirk does? We sorta assumed she had the same quirk as Chisaki, but they aren’t actually related so who knows? I sure hope she can fix the damage done on Mirio, tho!

Anon said:I ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH OH GOD HAVE A NICE DAY FRAN

OH MY GOD THANK YOU I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO!!!

Anon said:Usjeiwiwj oh man, i love cats, my cat relates to urs big time ajsjehej

Cats are such a mess and I love them with all of my heart to be honest hahaha

Anon said:Do u have any, idk idea about traitor!Kaminari? I just imagine how would others react? I think it's hella sad, and still Denki never wanted this, something just go wrong in his life and it's breakin my heart... ARGH, sorry for interrupt you with something like that...

It’s okay, don’t worry about that haha but I can’t say I find the theory possible in the least, so I haven’t really spent time thinking about it at all? I mean, I can imagine it would be full of angst and regrets and a lot of tears and anger mostly from his close friends, but since I just can’t believe this theory I can’t say I have anything specific I can give you on this orz sorry!

Anon said:Who's get jealous and possessive between bakugou and kirishima?

Actually I dunno man, are they possessive and jealous? I feel like they both would like it when the other told them stuff like “I’m yours” or “you’re mine”, but being there complete and utter trust between them they wouldn’t actually be jealous or act in a possessive way... does that make sense? At most I think they’d be insecure in the beginning of their relationship, but once they managed to make it clear that yes, you’re the one I want, no one else, just you then they would have little to no problems in that sense haha

Anon said:So many people seem to misunderstand bakugou and I just really like how you portray him. Good characterization and good art! 💖✨

SOB THANK YOU !!!!! this means the universe to me oh g o d s!!!!

Anon said:Wait!! This isn't your main blog? Omg how did I not know this. What is your main blog (if you're willing to let people from this blog follow it haha)?

AHHHH yeah I have a main one this one is just for my doods!!! the main is @franeridan, if you wanna follow it! I’m mostly just crying over bakugou and kirishima and complaining a whole damn lot about... everything, tho hahaha

Anon said:I'm not the anon but u know the concept that kiri n Baku would meet when they were younger and when Baku was more... violent? (i know that's not the right word, I'm not a native speaker sorry!) Like I think kiri could actually make Baku less of a bully? Considering how much positive impact he had on his personality AFTER it already developed (like idk if this ask makes sense? What do u think?) ◇ (btw putting smth like ◇ was a genious idea ty, idk if u remember that ask tho?)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!! Actually I’ve been thinking about this A LOT in the past couple of days and my conclusion ended up being that the key would be either for Kirishima to know Bakugou since they were really young OR for him to not attend Bakugou’s same middle school? Like, if they developed their personalities together, having someone like Kirishima around since they were kids could have made Bakugou develop differently, but if we go with the “they met in middle school” scenario then I think Kirishima would have had the same sort of...soothing? Effect on Bakugou only if Bakugou didn’t see him as a threat to his dream of being the only kid from that middle school to enter UA. Well, a scenario in which they had known each other since they were small young babies and Bakugou reached middle school going “the only one from this middle school to enter UA is gonna be me and Eijirou”, that would have been hella cute wouldn’t it hahaha growing up with a notion of us instead of just me would have changed Bakugou a lot, I’m pretty sure :D